Nicole Qualtieri Refuses to Join Another Cult
Unless she's the leader of it. Who the hell made her Editor-in-Chief, anyway?
Would it be strange to start this off with the fact that I spent the first eight years of my life living in a cult in northwestern Ohio?
Really, I prefer to call it a commune as the noun ‘cult’ denotes practices such as weird rituals, white togas, and rampant ‘adult’ behavior. I’ve heard whispers of terrible things that went on in that place, but for wh…